Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Residency in Percussionola

That's right, Minions: Percussionola. That's where I'd like to live. And please, "drum jams" are NOT allowed. I'm invoking a city ordinance...No drum circles within a 1,000 mile radius.

So I had the pleasure of volunteering at the Exodus* program in Dallas. Along with a few other volunteers, our primary responsibility is to simply spend time with children, whose mothers are re-entering society...Having been incarcerated, but also having a genuine willingness to do better, to be better; to commit themselves to a new life filled with gracious hope.

We played, read, ran, wrestled. Aided by my percussive bag of tricks, my contribution was the giver of musical instruments. Funny, it seems children flock to percussion more than any other instrument. Maybe it's the physical aspect of picking something up and hitting it with child-like abandon. (that was profound) It's not that they were totally immersed with what I brought: A couple of tambourines, shakers, vibra-slap (they loved that one) cowbell, triangle...But they were engaged, if only for a few minutes. Not a bad introduction to Greg, the odd-boy percussionist. "He's weird, but I like his bag of music!"

In the past, I hadn't volunteered my time for much of anything. But my "resolution" this year was to serve more, in whatever capacity I was capable of. So, much like what Exodus represents, I'm trying to be better at being better. At least it did my heart some good. I cannot imagine what these children, or their mothers, have been through. It's really none of my business. But I can do this, once a week, playing with the kiddos - living in Percussionola with child-like abandon.

Friday, January 21, 2011

Ripe With Consternation

Minions,

Over the last month I’ve had time to reflect on what I feel is crucial in my life right now: Family, friends, music, perhaps a soul mate sometime soon. And though I’ve tried to build towards something greater, I seemed to have gotten lost in the flux; cloudy, grey, unclear. I was blocked somehow from moving forward.

But I heard something a few days ago, and it’s helped me to remember, to focus on what truly is important:

“Take your stinking paws off me, you damn, dirty ape!"

Let me be clear, I have no quarrel with simians as a whole; indeed I respect their persistence at expressing themselves, as well as their more lucrative skill at excrement tossing. It’s just that, I want them so much to be like ‘Curious George’…Perhaps a little on the stupid side, but cute as hell, with no discernable feces-hurling inclinations. But I don’t think having them wear diapers reflects some sort of human closeness. It’s really just wrong. And what right do monkeys have wearing Baby Gap clothing?! Shouldn’t we be doling those up for actual baby humans?

Monkeys are filthy creatures, no matter how closely they cling to us on the evolutionary tree. And I’d truly hoped to live in a world where we both might co-exist freely. But they just don’t get it and I’m threadbare with patience.

I can only say, whatever trials I’m experiencing, whatever character flaws I must continue to improve upon - at least I bathe myself fairly regularly.

So I guess that’s something...

Introduction to Greg - Harsh Taskmaster and Lover of Things

Greetings Minions,

This is my introduction of hopefully many interesting thoughts, short stories, band-happenings, and several other sundry items, all laced with idiocy and personal charm.

So - Please to enhoy: Greg's Personal Rants!